before i have even finished the actual canon, d'oh!

however, even though i have spoiled myself, i am laughing far too hard to be irate: Rorschach: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual

Thank you for purchasing this POST-ROCHE RORSCHACH PORTABLE VIGILANTE UNIT.

The RORSCHACH is fun-sized for user convenience and ruthless efficiency.
p.s. god ( Read more... )

trying to buy a new calendar online. eventually found one with cowgirls on (COWGIRLS!). in the process though, i found this one. picture:

( hi. um. HI. )

DEAR HEL, I ROTED YOU A THING

(RPS; wentz/stump; hugh/callum; high, er, "W" factor.)

not a very good one it is true, but i did the best i could given a total absence of bandom knowledge and quite a lot of booze. and the limited time frame of, um, the half bottle (afterwards i had to have a wee lie down). my head was fuzzy on tuesday at work! i ( Read more... )

and this would be why i don't let bluebrocade make suggestions. her response to my little write-in tell-me-what-to-write poll?

Pls write the story behind that Hugh bestiality centerfold from Canadian Playgirl.

*scrubs eyeballs while rocking and moaning*

adds: special mention to helleboredoll for requesting unhurt/baby oil/plastic dinosaurs. what kind of a pervert do ( Read more... )

for bluebrocade. because she is a sick sicko. who is sick!

title: the family that plays together
pairing: RV/BF/FV
length: 1270 words
warnings: PG rated threesome incest fic. kill me now, please!

kanzenhanzai did backwards brit-picking (i knew you people had a word for "knickers"). and added my new favourite comment ever on anything i have ever had beta'd: YOU'RE GOING ( Read more... )

tardington, in an effort to become a faster cyclist, is considering some extreme options. he feels his newly purchased helmet has made him faster. also his haircut (less hair = lighter). now he is considering emulating lance armstrong. THIS version of lance armstrong: ( cut for a muscular cyclist in the nip )

desktop meme nabbed from scriggle ( last week was not productive at work... )

evidence for the prosecution:

1. recall ye yesterday's rant about joan burnie AKA Just Joan and her advice column failings? oh look. how did THAT happen? *glares*

TARDINGTON? YOUR CHRISTMAS!

edit: oho. it appears a conspiracy is afoot. well, bishop thesme, or whatever you're terming yourself this week? i know where you live!

2. also he did this ( Read more... )

off to bed at reasonable hour (by my standards. which are low.) but first, i share my pain and direct those fortunate enough not to have seen it to tardington's continued adventures of kallum in orkney.

i think it's part of his "ring cycle".

ETA: chapter 2: hrelleboredoll and the lusty pillagers which would be my fault...

i have been mainly awol since thursday as my mother has been visiting. mothers are very tiring. she has now departed by ferry, this morning, after a detour to courthouse where i successfully persuaded them to let me defer my jury service until june. thank fuck!

( boring weekend stuff (entertaining female parent stressful: may have told the lesbians-in-the-lobby story after several glasses of wine. it seemed like a good idea at the time.) )